[gclist] Semi off topic humor.

[Henry G. Baker]

> ANCHO SANTA FE, Calif. (Reuter) - The bodies of 39 men and women, cloaked
> in purple shrouds, were found in a million-dollar California mansion in
> what police Thursday said appeared to be a mass suicide.
>  
> Cmdr. Alan Fulmer of the San Diego County Sheriff's Department told an
> early-morning news conference the cause of death was directly attributable
> to the cultists use of Microsoft Corporation's popular web-browsing
> software Internet Explorer.

***The following is _actually true_***

Yesterday, President Clinton held a tear-filled news conference to
'share the pain' of those close to the 'Heaven's Gate' suicides.  He
said that 'we have to understand the motivation behind this'.

Immediately, one of the reporters asked "Perhaps it was due to your
re-election, sir?"

-- 
Henry Baker
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