Jecel Mattos de Assumpcao Jr.
Thu, 29 Jun 1995 15:55:32 -0300
This little story was posted in the humble hope that it will
make you smile.
Bill Gates: Windows 95 is now the ultimate OS in the universe.
I suggest we ship it!
Fare': Don't be too proud of this technological terror
you have constructed. The ability to crash a PC
is insignificant next to the power of the Forth!
Bill Gates: Don't try to frighten us with your theoretical ways!
Your sad devotion to those ancient web pages has
not helped you conjure up a working LLL, nor given
you clairvoyance enough to find the hidden HLL syntax...
Bill starts choking as with a simple gesture Fare' causes
thousands of objects to migrate across the net taking over
all of the computers at Micro(we set the standards)soft. A
few people sit around looking on but don't move to help Fare'
Department: Enough of this! Release him. This bickering is
pointless. By the time Windows 95.1 is ready, Tunes
will provide us with the meta-protocols we need.
We will then crush Linux with one, swift stroke!
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